Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.
GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.
I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:
When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?
ok but literally how
I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa
panic at the party
I present you: Eurovision 2013
Eurovision is the best fucking thing in the world ok
get to know me meme: [2/5] movies ➝ 10 things i hate about you↳ “I You know fathers don’t like to admit it when their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we’ve become spectators. Bianca still let’s me play a few innings - you’ve had me on the bench for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won’t even be able to watch the game.”
Moving Stills (2/?)
Y’ALL, DO YOU REALIZE THAT THIS GIF WASN’T MADE FROM A PIECE OF FILM? IT WAS MADE FROM A STILL PICTURE. THIS PICTURE IS THE ONLY VERSION OF THE EIGHTH DOCTOR LIKE THIS THAT EXISTS:
AND LITTLEWHOMOUSE MADE IT MOVE.
THIS IS STRAIGHT-UP HOGWARTS WIZARDRY.
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*